Who are your real friends?

So today I went to the bathroom and I hate sitting on public bathroom seats so I always make a seat out of toilet paper. After I was done doing my business I saw out of the corner of my eye the "seat" fell off the side of the toilet and I remember thinking, "Dangit, now I have to pick it off the floor". When I went to pick the piece that fell off I didn't see it and just figured it went into the toilet...

meanwhile I went about my day at work...I did a background check on a new professor...walked right in front of him...talked to the insurance man....etc, etc. Two hours later Ryan and I went to lunch at Great Harvest bread.

There was a tap at my shoulder and when I turned around the woman was really close to me. She said, "Mam, I just wanted to tell you that you have toilet paper coming out of your pants!" I felt my face fill with blood and get beat red. I turned to Ryan who was wondering what was going on and turned around...he looked down and busted a gut laughing. I died. I told the lady thanks and that she was a really nice person for having the guts to tell me because my friends at work didn't have the nerve to tell...

I came back into the office and the insurance guy said he saw it when I was walking away from him and it was about a foot long and when he went to come tell me someone came in and started talking to him and I had already left when he came to find me. The only other person that saw it was the new professor, I'm sure of it, and the kid that works by me that was probably to shy to tell me.


I called my mom and told her and she was laughing so hard I could hear it echo throughout her house...I guess it's up to me to make people always laugh...things like this always happen to me!!!